"Anti-viral, for Your Protection"
Do not follow
The Masked Roger
on Twitter or he
might strangle a cat.
You can send email to the Masked Roger at email@example.com.
You can follow his twitter feed at twitter.com/maskedroger.
Alan Douglas' twitter is at twitter.com/alalcoolj and his email is firstname.lastname@example.org.
Those wishing to make professional enquiries can kindly piss off.